lightning on my dashboard, thunder in my center console.

I tried to get pulled over. I ran stop signs. I breathed slowly to calm my racing heart.  I hid myself so they couldn’t see my soul.  I hid behind the shock of dying while I looked for a good spot. 

the receptionist looked like shrek.  the nurse was played by eddie murphy too.

she told me about a man. carted out with his lungs in his drink.  

they handed him the bill in the ambulance. 

who knew the satay had peanuts in the sauce? ( I did you fuck )

do people still go to swanky bubbles?

I went to work the next day because it made for a better story.

I popped your tire when I risked my life for a laugh.  no one laughed.

I admire the machine because I know how it will kill me.

dont let her take me away.

be here to love me.