Heaven-on-Earth

Herbal Essences makes a shampoo and conditioner set called: “Long Term Relationship”. There’s a bottle of each on the floor of my shower and I’m staring at them right now. Everything I say is true and/or really happened/is happening because I can’t imagine very well. I’m definitely in the shower right now.

Some ideas for plot development:

I’m looking for a lost dog for whatever reason and I find a dead body in the woods.

I kill a lot of people either by accident or on purpose.

I take Ecstasy at a “bad” party.

I pick up the bottle of shampoo. The scent is described as “heaven-on-earth pomegranate”. There’s also something called “Long Term Relationship Split End Defense Cream” advertised on the back of the bottle. I try to imagine several things that I could give that name to and come up with “demo tape” and “dog”.

Some ideas for development:

Drink a lot of water and believe it made you better.

Time management?

Bookmark more websites.

I told Tanner I wouldn’t use up the hot water but I’m using up the hot water. I really wish I hadn’t used that shampoo. I imagine the fragrance attracting a lot of bees even though it’s March and there aren’t any bees around. I picture my hair full of bees.